When I was 8, my Ken doll took Barbie to be his “awfully wedded wife.”
Not long after, I came home from school wondering why the other kids ate “Oprah” for lunch.
You see, it didn’t take me long to figure out that words are a powerful thing. (And it only took a little bit longer for me to figure out “lawfully” and “okra.”) Don’t worry, since then I’ve fully mastered the English language. And these days I put my writing powers to work for big brands, one-person businesses and everything in between.